Boo Urns

After buying 75 packages chips along with several bags of Tootsie Pop Lollipops (the ones with the chocolate in the middle), after I carved the pumpkin and waited for them all evening, only 12 kids came to our house. Twelve! My favourite was the teenage boy who showed up wearing absolutely no costume whatsoever and opened his bookbag for candy. He was acutally very polite, much nicer than the ankle bitters I saw before him. But dude, seriously, a little effort! Oh well, now I've got enough candy to last me a month...ok three weeks...alright a few days. I can feel my teeth rotting already.