Life List

My friend Katy is toiling away on a rather large project for the production company she's working for. She needs people to write Life Lists of things they'd like to accomplish or have in their lifetime whether or not they're achievable. With a lot of careful thought and consideration, I put together the following list. No laughing.

Be given an EU passport
Learn Italian
Live and work in London, England, preferrably for the BBC
Go to Mardi Gras in Rio and dance with hot Brazilian men
Take dance lessons with someone who loves me and wants to
Learn how to scuba dive
Go sky diving
Learn how to snowboard
Be best friends with a really cool, famous celebrity and go to celebrity parties
See Madonna in concert
See Motley Crue in concert
Own a green Volkswagon Golf
Play golf
Go sailing
Have my soulmate find me and finally be truly loved the way I deserve
Make enough money so that I don't have to worry about money
Learn how to confidently drive a standard
Visit all the countries in the world I'm interested in for as long as I want
Punch someone in the face without consequences
Throw a drink in someone's face without consequences

I guess it's kind of a dream list, but whatever. I could possibly achieve some of these things. I know the last two are kind of violent, but haven't you ever thought about doing it?