Stars and Stripes

I'm in the United States of America. How strange to be here, to be eating here and sleeping here. There are American flags everywhere, some the size of small villages. It's really warm and lush, with lots of trees, and of course it's pretty clean too. I feel like I'm carrying around Monopoly money in my wallet, I miss Canadian dollars. I don't have any pics since I just got here, so for your viewing enjoyment, here's a photo of me and my sister and our cats Whitey and Blackie. I'll leave it up to you to figure out which one's which. Look at how we're holding them. No wonder they ran away. I know this picture isn't relevant to this entry but whatever. Enjoy the innocence of youth.