Chesnuts Roasting on an Open Fire...

This is Conker Alley. Neither an alley, nor a conker...? This road is quite long and every single tree lining it is a chesnut tree. They must be 30 years old, but they're massive, healthy and full of chesnuts, or conkers as I was corrected. Apparently you're supposed to put these 'conkers' on a string and try to knock the conkers off of your opponent's string. Sadly I missed out on such impressive feats. Maybe another time.