Re-Enact This

Yeah, so Colonial Williamsburg, what can I say? Yet again, another colonial town in Virginia, steeped in history, blah, blah, blah. Can you tell I'm getting bored? Yes the British lost, yes Ameica grew to be the largest superpower in the world, and yes we got pulled over by the cops for making a wrong turn. Oops. That was the most interesting part of the day, especially when we were given a ticket. Thanks Officer Asshead. Nice to know taxpayers money isn't being spent on solving crimes and making our cities safer, but being spent so you can sit on your ass, eating donuts and harrassing motorists. Good for you. Oh yeah, Colonial Williamsburg was nice and festive. I've just seen way too many re-enactors for my liking. My fav (sarcasm) was the dick at Appomattox who in his Civil War gear said in a thick hick accent that the little lady at the end of the isle (me) looked like she wanted to be somewhere else. I did, so I said yes, you colonial ass! You're just actors who can't get real work. Sorry.